A Conversation That Didn’t Happen

You have a fishie!
Yes. Adorable, isn’t he?

No, really, I love the view of the cat staring intently at me...

 

What’s his name?

Um…

You named him Jack McKoi, didn’t you?

…Yes?

How ridiculous. Fish don’t even have eyebrows!

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Oh, Dear.

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

I knew it!

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Q and A

Me:  So, given the weirdness of the last several months, what are you going to do for Valentine’s Day?

Also Me: I’m getting my cat neutered!

M: I see. Is it true that you asked a vet whether this could be done as a house call so the little mite wouldn’t be nervous?

AM: Yep!

M: And when they said no, because of the general anesthetic, did you really say “I consider that optional at this point?”

AM: Yes.

M: And why did you say something so mean?

AM: He peed on me.

M: Has he peed on anything else lately?

AM: Apart from the furniture? A blanket and my bathrobe.

M: Would this be the same blanket and bathrobe from yesterday’s laundry?

AM: Correct!

M: You’re right. This is going to be romantic.

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Long-Overdue Cat Blogging

Bathtub gin Incubus, anyone?

I'm a high-contrast kind of guy

I’m a high-contrast kind of guy

The Incubus In Repose

That’s my cranky little boy!…

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More Kitten Blogging

…because twice today I nearly acquired a third cat I didn’t need, more Kara:

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Catsitting, Belated Day 10: The Lurking Cute

We’re settling into a routine here, so there’s less to report.  Kara is, however, still worth looking at:

 

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