Vacation, All I Ever Wanted…

From… where else? Yahoo:

Gretchen Wilson faces a suit for copying the Black Crowes 1991 hit “Jealous Again.”

I envy the apostrophe that some writer clearly put after the S in “Crowes;” not to be trifled with, it evidently slipped off the screen, hitched a ride on people’s shoes until it reached the parking lot, and is even now sitting in a lounge chair somewhere, ordering very small drinks until it passes out and becomes a hyphen.

ETA: I was wrong: the apostrophes are all on vacation! Which is why today they gave us “17 students dead in Turkey girls dorm collapse.”

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