Terms I Just Made Up, Part III

Term: Jargontigo
Category: Work-related

The feeling of dizziness and impending apocalypse brought on by seeing a particularly horrible example of jargon, e.g., the word “decisioning” this morning. Symptoms include breathlessness, head-shaking and a transient urge to bludgeon people with dictionaries.

Do not incentivize sufferers, or they may become violent.

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