Dear Art Museum:

If you want, you can use my membership funds to buy a fresh jar of apostrophes, seeing as you have entirely run out.


Also, more than one “Members’ Day” (see that?  Huh? Huh?) is probably a plural “Days,” a concept some curator can likely explain to you at some point.

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  1. math
    Feb 26, 2008 @ 08:46:00

    Then you turn around and you find a virtual plethora of illegitimate
    apostrophes. Walked into a grocery store half an hour ago and saw a
    sign on the wall telling customer what the rules were for KID'S and
    KART'S.

    The apostrophe used to be an elegant tool. Wanna know who has been most responsible for killing it?

    Microsoft.

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