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Spam-enough

We all try to ignore it.  But when an obviously female-sounding e-mail address sends spam to MY obviously female-sounding e-mail address bragging about their hypothetical penis size, it starts to approach performance art. (Actually, the exact phrasing was “My wife adores my big d’ick, and yours?” which adds a certain spice of suspenseful domestic drama as well.)

Speaking of Soap Operas...

Attention former Santa Barbara and Lois & Clark fans!  Lane Davies is still hot.

Speaking of Superpowers…

I’ve finally figured it out: I don’t bruise easily.  What I DO do easily is whack the crap out of myself on furniture.  Last night I managed to bang one knee in two places at once on an ordinary cedar chest.  I bet even Houdini didn’t do that.

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